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Robots ‘have failed to take over the world’
Predictions that robots and computers would rise up and enslave mankind have turned out to be completely wrong, admitted a veteran science fiction writer yesterday. ‘We were convinced that with all...
View ArticleCrisis as ‘deus ex machina’ breaks down
Science fiction writers are meeting in Los Angeles today to discuss the implications to their craft after the ‘god in the machine’ developed a fault last weekend. According to the editor of Stargrazer,...
View ArticleFuture ‘not as exciting as it used to be’ recalls futurologist
On the final day of his employment as a futurologist with the Applied Foresight Foundation, James Cantrell has been looking back at the way we once looked forward to the future. ‘Back in the black...
View ArticleSpeed cameras to be replaced by Eye of Sauron
The Ministry of Transport has confirmed a contract with Mordor Enterprises plc for traffic surveillance following delays to the Smart Motorway network. The deal will save the cash-strapped agency over...
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America remembers those fallen during viewings of ‘Independence Day’
As the 4th of July dawned across the United States today, Americans came together for their solemn annual commemoration of the brave pioneers who laid down their lives watching the 1996 science-fiction...
View ArticleStar Trek episodes to be re-edited to reflect post-truth era
CBS Television has confirmed that it is re-editing original Star Trek episodes to reflect post-truth events in technology. In several early episodes Captain Kirk and Mr Spock will now wander around an...
View ArticleBarbra Streisand’s Ex-Manager Reveals He Cloned Singer Multiple Times
Showbiz manager Martin Erlichman admitted today that he cloned Barbra Streisand – not once but twice. ‘People think it sounds weird and all kinda out of touch Hollywood but I’m no different to anyone...
View Article‘Trump and close aides are escaped Westworld hosts’ claims FBI source
Sensational claims are being made by an FBI source that President Donald Trump and many of his inner circle of aides and advisors are not what they appear to be, but that they are in fact a gang of...
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